Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather?
A. Drizzle 
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
What?
To soon?
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
Cause he was outstanding in his field.
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds?
It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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-How is Ruth?
-Not sure. I broke up with her last month.
-Oh no. You're so Ruthless.
-And how long have you been waiting to use that?
-I'd rather not say.
Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both wipe out klingons.
Religion is a lot more like politics.
The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
What is the best type of ship?
FRIENDSHIP!
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