The best jokes about life

Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long? A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, prison, time
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bible, life
My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied. "Who?" he said. "Yeah, I liked them too."
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dad, life
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 57.87 % from 113 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Boy asks his Gran nervously, "have you seen my pills ... they were labeled LSD ?" Gran replies "fuck your pills ! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen ?!"
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has 57.82 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: drug, life
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy.  "Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."  Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon." "Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what colour they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"  The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
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has 57.78 % from 172 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life, men, women
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