The best jokes about life

The first half of life if ruined by your parents, the second by your kids.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: funeral, life
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long? A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
Boy asks his Gran nervously, "have you seen my pills ... they were labeled LSD ?" Gran replies "fuck your pills ! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen ?!"
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: drug, life
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bible, life
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