The best jokes about life

How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: food, life, political
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.
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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious
What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life
A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency? He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
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Texan: "Where are you from?" Harvard Graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions." Texan: "Okay — where are you from, jackass?"
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