The best jokes about life

How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 58.86 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
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has 58.80 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: food, life, money, political
-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.
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What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life
A reporter asked Chris Rock who do you think would win the presidency? He said quickly Obama. When asked why, he replied, has anyone ran a race with a Kenyan and won?
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life, political
Texan: "Where are you from?" Harvard Graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions." Texan: "Okay — where are you from, jackass?"
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: life
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