The best jokes about life

A man was drowning and asked God to help him. A boat came by wanting to help the man. The man refused and said that God would save him. The man drowned and went to heaven. He asked God why didn't you save me. God responded, "I sent a boat to get you and you did not get on."
has 58.53 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: god, life
Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, prison, time
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, god, life
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bible, life
A Mom goes to the store shopping. She tells to the children, "Your father will return very drunk. Undress him down to the waist and put him to sleep." "Why to the waist", the children interested. "Because your father has a large snake below and it can bite you." The mother returned and her children met her at the door, "Mom! Mom! Dad came home! We undress him all and put him to sleep." "Are you undressed him the entire", mother worried? "What happened with the snake?" "Don't worry, Mom!" proudly answered the children. "The snake was strangled with dad's belt, her eggs were trampled and the nest was burnt."
has 58.01 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: animal, drunk, life
My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied. "Who?" he said. "Yeah, I liked them too."
has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dad, life
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy.  "Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."  Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon." "Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what colour they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"  The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
has 57.88 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life, men, women
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Mary's father has 5 daughters, 1. Nana 2. Nono 3. Nini 4. Nene What is the fifth daughters name?
has 57.81 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, life
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