The best jokes about life

What Liberals & Conservatives Generally Do In Certain Situations If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. If a liberal sees a foreign threat, he wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good. If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
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There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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Life is like a definite integral. Integral from birthday to death ( LOVE ) dx = LIFE
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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car? A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
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Mary's father has 5 daughters, 1. Nana 2. Nono 3. Nini 4. Nene What is the fifth daughters name?
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