The best jokes about life

Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Wearing a turtleneck shirt is like being strangled by a really weak person all day.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: beauty, life
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: life
The first half of life if ruined by your parents, the second by your kids.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
Jesus said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." He came fifth and received a toaster.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, life
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, family, geography, life, money
Two guys narrowly escaped from a sinking ship on a life raft and discovered a magic lamp tucked away in a dark cranny. Figuring what the hell, one of the men gave the lamp a rub and "poof," a cloud of smoke. A second later, a genie appeared and said, "I will grant each of you one wish." After thinking a while, the first man turned to the genie and said, "I wish I were floating on an ocean of beer." The genie granted the man's wish and disappeared. The man's companion turned to him and said, "Way to go idiot. Now we have to pee in the boat."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beer, disgusting, genie, life
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, technology
I went to the psychiatrist, and he says "You're crazy." I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, "Okay, you're ugly too!"
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious
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