The best jokes about life

Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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has 60.80 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican
Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: doctor, hospital, life, tax
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend. Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster. To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel. To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. When you loose your car keys, click on find. "Help" with the chores is just a click away. Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash. And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: car, IT, life
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!
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has 60.65 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, life
Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope? A:Just skip it.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
Patient: "May I have a glass of water, doctor." Doctor: "Are you thirsty?" Patient: "No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: life
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
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