The best jokes about life

Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
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Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beer, fart, husband, life, wife
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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What Liberals & Conservatives Generally Do In Certain Situations If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. If a liberal sees a foreign threat, he wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good. If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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