Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds?
It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
Vote:
A man was drowning and asked God to help him.
A boat came by wanting to help the man.
The man refused and said that God would save him.
The man drowned and went to heaven.
He asked God why didn't you save me. God responded, "I sent a boat to get you and you did not get on."
Boy asks his Gran nervously, "have you seen my pills ... they were labeled LSD ?"
Gran replies "fuck your pills ! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen ?!"
Cartoonist found dead in home.
Details are sketchy.
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather?
A. Drizzle
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down?
Hoe-Down.
What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza?
Little Seizures.
What?
To soon?
How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize?
Cause he was outstanding in his field.