The best jokes about life

Husband: Shall we try a new positon tonight? Wife: Sure. You stand by the ironing board, and I'll sit on the couch while drinking beer and farting.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: beer, fart, husband, life, wife
Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: doctor, hospital, life, tax
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, life, money, political
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, life, political
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Boy asks his Gran nervously, "have you seen my pills ... they were labeled LSD ?" Gran replies "fuck your pills ! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen ?!"
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: drug, life
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
Q. What is Snoop Dog's favorite weather? A. Drizzle
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life, music, weather
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
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