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Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
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Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. But there is no cure for stupidity...
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Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel. Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide! Do you have the airfield in sight?" Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."
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Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep." Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
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A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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What's lil Wayne's favorite kind of pizza? Little Seizures. What? To soon?
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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