The best jokes about life

When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, family, geography, life, money
You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: college, life
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, technology
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
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has 62.19 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: life
About 4,000 years ago: God: "I shall create a great plague and every living thing on Earth will die!" Fish: *Winks at God and slips him a $20 note* God: "Correction, I shall create a great flood!"
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, god, life, money, time
How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
Amazing unbelievable facts 1. Isaac Newton was alive before he died 2. It takes 60 seconds to make a minute 3. Albert Einstein was born on his birthday 4. Morgan Freeman is called Morgan Freeman because his first name is Morgan and last name is Freeman
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, political, stupid
Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.
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