The best jokes about life

Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
I'm tired 8 days a week.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, women
'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, travel
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: funeral, life
Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, mother in law
Recently, I've been using the Bible for support. I've got a wobbly coffee table.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, bible, life
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