The best jokes about life

The first half of life if ruined by your parents, the second by your kids.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long? A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
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has 58.55 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: asian, family, food, life, racist
I went to the psychiatrist, and he says "You're crazy." I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, "Okay, you're ugly too!"
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has 58.52 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
Boy asks his Gran nervously, "have you seen my pills ... they were labeled LSD ?" Gran replies "fuck your pills ! Have you seen the dragon in the kitchen ?!"
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: drug, life
My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied. "Who?" he said. "Yeah, I liked them too."
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dad, life
A man was drowning and asked God to help him. A boat came by wanting to help the man. The man refused and said that God would save him. The man drowned and went to heaven. He asked God why didn't you save me. God responded, "I sent a boat to get you and you did not get on."
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: god, life
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