The best jokes about life

My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied. "Who?" he said. "Yeah, I liked them too."
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dad, life
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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has 57.83 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy.  "Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."  Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon." "Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what colour they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"  The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
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has 57.54 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life, men, women
Mary's father has 5 daughters, 1. Nana 2. Nono 3. Nini 4. Nene What is the fifth daughters name?
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has 57.27 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, life
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life
Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: life
Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cop, life
Patient: "Doctor, I can’t sleep." Doctor: "Lie at of edge of your bed and you will sleep off."
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
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