The best jokes about life

Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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Doctor (to the patient: "Did I not give you the medicine yesterday? Did you take it?" Patient: "Yes, sir. But I did not drink it." Doctor: "Why?" Patient (Pointing to the bottle): "Because it is written on the label: 'Close the cork tightly and keep it in a cool place.'"
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Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''
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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
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A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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Toilets are like mothers-in-law: the farther away the better.
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