The best jokes about life

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
It was tough for me, got caught up: cutting class, drinking, smoking, gambling, raping and pillaging the town. What I'm trying to tell you is the fifth grade was hell for me, alright?
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, game, life
Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, blonde, life, stupid
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, technology
What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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has 55.00 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Texan: "Where are you from?" Harvard Graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions." Texan: "Okay — where are you from, jackass?"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
Two young men from up in Minnesota were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. Ole says to the Sven "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?" Sven replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!" Ole says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.” Sven smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one and if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too." Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend Ole, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?" Ole replies, "No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beauty, life
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