The best jokes about life

A man was drowning and asked God to help him. A boat came by wanting to help the man. The man refused and said that God would save him. The man drowned and went to heaven. He asked God why didn't you save me. God responded, "I sent a boat to get you and you did not get on."
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has 58.35 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: god, life
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, life
Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, music
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied. "Who?" he said. "Yeah, I liked them too."
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dad, life
I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life, math
Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life
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