The best jokes about life

Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!
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Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
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My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied. "Who?" he said. "Yeah, I liked them too."
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Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
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Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Do you know the joke of "no me neither"? No. Me neither.
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