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How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
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What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
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Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
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What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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Diplomacy is the art of sending someone to hell in the way that they are looking forward to it.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
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