The best jokes about life

Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
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has 53.71 % from 128 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute but nothing happens. He tries everything but can't get it open. Just then another man flies by him, going UP. The skydiver yells, "Hey, you know anything about parachutes? The man replies, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, work
Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
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has 53.47 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, religious
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life, time
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
I'm tired 8 days a week.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, time
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go." Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news." "What is the bad news?" asked Bill. "Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. "The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
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