The best jokes about life

There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul. Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, communication, life
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, life
They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low." "Pick up bread. We be back." Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, life
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris.
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
Two young men from up in Minnesota were looking at a Sears catalog and admiring the models. Ole says to the Sven "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?" Sven replies, "Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!" Ole says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren’t very expensive. At this price, I’m buying one.” Sven smiles and pats him on the back, "Good idea! Order one and if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too." Three weeks later, Sven asks his friend Ole, "Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Sears catalog?" Ole replies, "No, but it shouldn’t be long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beauty, life
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