The best jokes about life

Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Who hangs out with musicians but isn't a musician? A: Drummers.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, music
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious
Lebron better than Jordan? Ha! Yea right. Talk to me when Lebron saves the looney tunes from an alien race.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, sport
Sometimes, during the movie previews, I'll turn to the stranger sitting next to me and whisper, "We should really go see that together."
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, fitness, life
Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: life
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