The best jokes about life

I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself.... Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
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has 54.13 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sex
How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: elf, life
Me: What do you call someone who isn't sure if they like egg nog or not? Wife: What? Me: An Eggnogstic. Wife: This is grounds for divorce.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: divorce, life, wife
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
Two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other: "Man, it's hot in here!" The other one says: "Ah! A talking muffin!"
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
Why wasn't Jesus born in Tennessee? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin...
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: god, life
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, life
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