Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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What did the potato chip say to the battery?
If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
Customer: Give me a hot dog.
Waiter: With pleasure.
Customer: No, with mustard.
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg."
Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.
If you're under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you better brace yourself....
Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.
How do elves greet each other?
"Small world, isn't it?"