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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?"
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Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long? A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?" The man says "I'm probably too honest." The boss says, "That's not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality." The man replies, "I don't give a shttp://unijokes.com/admin/h*t what you think!"
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
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Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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