The best jokes about life

Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious
We must admit that we want to be like some animals. We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
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has 53.62 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse, life
A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute but nothing happens. He tries everything but can't get it open. Just then another man flies by him, going UP. The skydiver yells, "Hey, you know anything about parachutes? The man replies, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life, work
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Bill Clinton walks out on to his front porch, and written in urine was "The president must go." Bill Clinton storms into his office and demaned to know who did it. So his two body guards run out to find out who it was. Five hours later the two gaurds come back in, they told Bill, "We have some bad news, and we have worse news." "What is the bad news?" asked Bill. "Well, the bad news is, we took a urine test, and it was his vice-president, Al Gore." "Whats the worst news?" asked Bill. "The worst news is that it is Hillary's hand writing!"
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
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has 53.47 % from 192 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, religious
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
I'm tired 8 days a week.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, time
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