The best jokes about life

When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, life
What is the best type of ship? FRIENDSHIP!
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: friendship, life
Q: Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches Long? A: Because if it will 12 inches then it will a foot.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
There was an old married couple who love each other very much. But each morning as he was waking up the husband let out a huge nasty wet fart with his wife right in the bed next to him. The wife always says "One day you're going to fart your guts out if you don't stop." Then one day the wife snapped she won't take it anymore and she got up extra early when downstairs and got the guts out of a turkey and put it in the bed behind. She went back downstairs to wait and then she heard the loud disgusting fart all the way down the stairs and then she hears nothing for a long while. Just as she's about to go upstairs and check on her husband he comes stomping down the steps and he says "Honey you were right after I get my guts out but with the grace of God and these two fingers I managed to shove them back up there again."
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: age, disgusting, fart, life, marriage
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, death, health, life
Texan: "Where are you from?" Harvard Graduate: "I come from a place where we do not end sentences with prepositions." Texan: "Okay — where are you from, jackass?"
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
How did Nicki Minaj know what Lil Wayne is giving her for Christmas? Lil Wayne isn't very good at wrapping.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Christmas, life, music
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life, phone, teen
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