The best jokes about life

Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, food, life
Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, life, music
My son asked me today, "Dad, what music did you like growing up?" "Led Zeppelin," I replied. "Who?" he said. "Yeah, I liked them too."
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dad, life
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dating, food, life
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
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has 57.55 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, life
Mary's father has 5 daughters, 1. Nana 2. Nono 3. Nini 4. Nene What is the fifth daughters name?
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has 57.54 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, life
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!
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has 57.40 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, life
Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life
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