The best jokes about life

Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, phone, teen
Jake was watching vigilantly at his dying wife's side. "Sleep now, it's all right," he told her. But she kept trying to sit up and said, "Honey, I really need to tell you something." Finally Jake let her get it off her chest. "Jake, honey, I need to tell you something before I die. During the last two months, I slept with your brother, your best friend and your father." "Don't worry about it," Jake said, "I already know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: death, life, wife
Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
I'm tired 8 days a week.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life, time
There appeared suddenly a crowd of many people in the street, because they caught a thief, who has stolen 500 euros from the grocery. They wanted to beat him up, but Johny stayed still and told the people: "who is without guilt, may throw a stone at this thief!" Nobody wanted to throw a stone at this thief, becuase nobody was without guilt. Suddenly one stone has hit this thief directly into his forehead and he has fallen down to the ground. Johny asked: "who was it? Who was it?" The Heaven has opened and the oldest archangel has s aid: "it was me!"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: heaven, life, mean, money
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?" His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, car, driving, life
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, celebrity, life, music
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful? It's mashing!
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell.
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has 54.59 % from 197 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, religious
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