The best jokes about life

I got 99 problems and being upside down ain't one. Ok wait I got 66 problems.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life, math
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life, time
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
Two muffins are sitting in an oven and one says to the other: "Man, it's hot in here!" The other one says: "Ah! A talking muffin!"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
There was a trucker riding along on a highway, While riding he sees a priest on the side of the road sticking his thumb out trying to catch a ride. So out of curtisy the trucker stops and picks up the priest. They start chatting and having a good time. On the way they see a homeless person on the side of the street. The truckers veers off and hits the homeless person. *bu-dump* the trucker sees homeless person,*bu-dump* the driver who is laughing histerically wasn't watching the road and there was another bu-dump, The driver immediatly stops and looks around nervous."what was that?" he looks at the priest and the priest looks back. "You missed a homeless guy, but don't worry I got him with the door."
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life, priest, time
Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life, love
We must admit that we want to be like some animals. We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, horse, life
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, life
What did the potato chip say to the battery? If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole? A: Divorced.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: life
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