The best jokes about life

Why did Steve Jobs live his last moments in regret? They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, his iPhone 4S didn't have a Flash player installed!
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, IT, life, phone
God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, god, life
Mary's father has 5 daughters, 1. Nana 2. Nono 3. Nini 4. Nene What is the fifth daughters name?
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has 55.13 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, life
What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Yell at her.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life, work
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
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