The best jokes about life

Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg." Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal, life
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage
Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Me: What do you call someone who isn't sure if they like egg nog or not? Wife: What? Me: An Eggnogstic. Wife: This is grounds for divorce.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: divorce, life, wife
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: food, life
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
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