The best jokes about life

A golfer walks into the clubhouse of the local country club. He tells the golf pro behind the counter that he wants to do 18 and he is going to need a caddy. The golf pro informs him that the country club is running a promotion and if he tries out one of their experimental robot caddies, he can golf for free. The golfer agrees and takes out the robot. While on the golf course the robot caddy tells the golfer the wind speed, distance, even how hard to hit which club. He has the best game of his life. The next time the golfer goes to the country club, he tells the golf pro that he wants to do 18 holes and that he wants to get one of the robot caddies. He informs the golfer that they don't have the robot caddies anymore. The golfer, all upset, tells him how great they were and asks him what happened. The golf pro tells him that members were complaining that the sun would reflect of their metallic material and into their eyes. The golfer asks him why they didn't just paint the robots black? The golf pro said that they did paint them into black robot caddies, but the next day, 3 of them didn't show up and the other 3 robbed the pro shop.
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has 50.90 % from 177 votes. More jokes about: black humor, game, golf, life
What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris? Don't know...its never been done.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, life
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
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has 50.54 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, life
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: food, life
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
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has 50.00 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, life
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