The best jokes about life

What did Mariah Carey really wanted to sing: "All I want for Christmas is you... to get hit by a reindeer."
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, life, music
Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
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Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: food, life
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
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