The best jokes about life

Doctor: "What seems to be your trouble?" Patient: "When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour." Doctor: "Try getting up one hour later."
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Why are we so sure that Eve was African? If she were white, she wouldn't have eaten that apple! She would say, "Is this organic? What would Oprah do?" If she had been Asian, she'd have eaten the damn snake!
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
I know when god becomes angry. When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: god, life, teen
Me: What do you call someone who isn't sure if they like egg nog or not? Wife: What? Me: An Eggnogstic. Wife: This is grounds for divorce.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: divorce, life, wife
Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: food, life
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, life
Amazing unbelievable facts 1. Isaac Newton was alive before he died 2. It takes 60 seconds to make a minute 3. Albert Einstein was born on his birthday 4. Morgan Freeman is called Morgan Freeman because his first name is Morgan and last name is Freeman
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: life
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: life, math
Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once? So people can’t see that the company works without them..
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
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