The best jokes about life

A Russian captain is trying to explain to his comrades the effects of atomic bombs: "Now, imagine 20 no, 40, no... a 100 cases of vodka and noone to drink them!"
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Doctor: "You have trouble with your throat? Have you ever gargled with salt water?" Patient: "Yes. In last summer, I was almost drowned while swimming."
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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There’s one good thing about life. It’s only temporary.
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What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate.
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