The best jokes about life

The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: death, life
Life’s a bitch, and then you’re reincarnated.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
A Russian captain is trying to explain to his comrades the effects of atomic bombs: "Now, imagine 20 no, 40, no... a 100 cases of vodka and noone to drink them!"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
I know when god becomes angry. When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
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has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: god, life, teen
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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has 46.28 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
There’s one good thing about life. It’s only temporary.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
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