The best jokes about life

Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole? A: Divorced.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: life
Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!
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Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts? Doctor: Well, stop doing it!
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato? A: "You better catch up!"
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: life
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: fitness, life
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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has 51.28 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage
Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once? So people can’t see that the company works without them..
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
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