The best jokes about life

If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, life
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to fly them back to the construction site immidately. The men were very excited and could only speak of doin the job. Suddenly the piolot flying the plane encountered some difficulties and very safely landed the plane in the desert. Unknowingly to the men they thought they reached on the site, so they opened the door and all they could see was sand all around. Then one of the men shouted out in fear, "Let`s get the f**k out of here before the cement comes."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, travel, work
More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, life
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, music
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: life
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why? Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: life, mexican
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
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