The best jokes about life

A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
Where are you going for vacation this year? I checked my budget and decided that I didn't get tired.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, technology
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, life
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?" The man says "I'm probably too honest." The boss says, "That's not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality." The man replies, "I don't give a shttp://unijokes.com/admin/h*t what you think!"
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life, work
Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, women
A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life. The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood." So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god, life
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
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