Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole? A: Divorced.
Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!
Man: When I bend my arm like this it hurts? Doctor: Well, stop doing it!
Q: What did the sergeant tomato say to the slacker soldier tomato? A: "You better catch up!"
What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once? So people can’t see that the company works without them..
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.