The best jokes about life

Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once? So people can’t see that the company works without them..
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If kim kardashian was a donut wat kind would she be? Chocolate filled.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, chocolate, food, life
The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: death, life
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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has 48.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: life, math
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
A large construction company sent a party in charge of finding workers all over the world in the very rural areas. They sucessfully obtained a dozen men and decided to fly them back to the construction site immidately. The men were very excited and could only speak of doin the job. Suddenly the piolot flying the plane encountered some difficulties and very safely landed the plane in the desert. Unknowingly to the men they thought they reached on the site, so they opened the door and all they could see was sand all around. Then one of the men shouted out in fear, "Let`s get the f**k out of here before the cement comes."
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, travel, work
More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, life
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: life
How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris? Don't know...its never been done.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, love
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