How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris? Don't know...its never been done.
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
I know when god becomes angry. When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.
A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute but nothing happens. He tries everything but can't get it open. Just then another man flies by him, going UP. The skydiver yells, "Hey, you know anything about parachutes? The man replies, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
Q: What do you call a woman with no a**hole? A: Divorced.