The best jokes about life

If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."
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has 48.52 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: life
Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence. Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "rings": * The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-Ring * The Endu-Ring
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has 48.41 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: life, love, marriage, wedding
Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once? So people can’t see that the company works without them..
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
Why can't cinderella get in the basketball team? Because she keeps running away from the ball.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
There’s one good thing about life. It’s only temporary.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life
What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life
"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life, love
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 47.98 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
Q: Why is marriage not a word? A: It's a lifelong incarceration!
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life, marriage, prison, time
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