A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl.
One day she told him that the next day was her birthday.
He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life.
That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning.
As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet.
The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize?
He was outstanding in his field.
How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris?
Don't know...its never been done.
A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
I know when god becomes angry.
When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.
Q: What fragrance makes you laugh?
A: Essense of humor.
Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers?
A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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