The best jokes about life

Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: age, death, life, time
We have so many nationalities. It's gotten to the point now that you can go into any fast food place, and you can find out what kind of neighborhood you're in just by the ethnic group that works there. It's like, if Chinese people work there, you're in a Chinese neighborhood; if black people work there, you're in a black neighborhood; if white people work there, then you're in Utah.
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has 50.29 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, life
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, death, life, technology
Q: What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? A: Hoppalong Cassidy.
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has 49.61 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, cowboy, life
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Amazing unbelievable facts 1. Isaac Newton was alive before he died 2. It takes 60 seconds to make a minute 3. Albert Einstein was born on his birthday 4. Morgan Freeman is called Morgan Freeman because his first name is Morgan and last name is Freeman
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has 49.25 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: life
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: life, math
Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once? So people can’t see that the company works without them..
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
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