The best jokes about life

A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet. The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field.
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How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris? Don't know...its never been done.
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A diner complained, "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!" His waiter replied, "That's entirely possible; our cook used to be a tailor."
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What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
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I know when god becomes angry. When teenage girls get pregnant and their parents exclaim, "Oh god! What have you done?!"
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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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If I had my whole life to live over again, I don’t think I’d have the strength.
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Q: What fragrance makes you laugh? A: Essense of humor.
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Q: Why is Al Qaeda more compassionate than pro-lifers? A: The 9/11 hijackers got to die instantly.
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, life, terrorist
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