Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath?
A: Stinkerbell!
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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Doctor: "You have trouble with your throat? Have you ever gargled with salt water?"
Patient: "Yes. In last summer, I was almost drowned while swimming."
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz?
A: Cheez Whuz.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
There’s one good thing about life.
It’s only temporary.
What has four legs but can't walk?
A chair.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ?
Doctor: I deal with you later.