The best jokes about life

Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
"I hate being half bicycle-half motorcycle" he moped.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
Doctor: "You have trouble with your throat? Have you ever gargled with salt water?" Patient: "Yes. In last summer, I was almost drowned while swimming."
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, stupid, Yo mama
There’s one good thing about life. It’s only temporary.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
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