The best jokes about life

There was a trucker riding along on a highway, While riding he sees a priest on the side of the road sticking his thumb out trying to catch a ride. So out of curtisy the trucker stops and picks up the priest. They start chatting and having a good time. On the way they see a homeless person on the side of the street. The truckers veers off and hits the homeless person. *bu-dump* the trucker sees homeless person,*bu-dump* the driver who is laughing histerically wasn't watching the road and there was another bu-dump, The driver immediatly stops and looks around nervous."what was that?" he looks at the priest and the priest looks back. "You missed a homeless guy, but don't worry I got him with the door."
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: life, priest, time
The goal of life is living in agreement with Chuck Norris.
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has 49.51 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, life
What do you call hemorrhoids on a fag? Speed bumps.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: gay, life
More than anything, Bob wanted to be a cowpoke. Taking pity on him, a rancher decided to hire the lad and give him a chance. "This," he said, showing him a rope, "is a lariat. We use it to catch cows." "I see," said Bob, trying to seem knowledgeable as he examined the lariat. "And what do you use for bait?"
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, life
A man was fishing in the jungle. After a while another angler came to join him. "Have you had any bites?" asked the second man. "Yes, lots," replied the first one, "but they were all mosquitoes."
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has 48.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: life
Waiter, what is this stuff? That's bean salad sir. I know what it's been, but what is it now?
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: beer, life
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: life, math
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