To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual.
She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
Chuck can use "save" in real life.
But he doesn't need it.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight.
A black eye, and a swollen lip.
Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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Are you free on Sunday?
The director asks his secretary.
Yes, sir.
Then, please, use this day to rest a bit, so you won’t be late at work on Monday.
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
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