The best jokes about life

Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, life
A single woman who retired just a few months back walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch in her neighborhood. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.
has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: age, alcohol, life, old people, women
The organizers of the concert complain to the conductor of a choir: You were supposed to bring a mixed choir, but I can see only men here. But it is a mixed choir – half of them know how to sing, and the other half- do not.
has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
The fastest dialog in the world: (WC door is opening) Man inside: Heyyy! Man outside: Sorryyy!
has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: life
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, food, life
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, life, men
The only Christmas present Chuck Norris ever gives is allowing you to live.
has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, science
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'. '
has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: life
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