The best jokes about life

Life’s a bitch, and then you’re reincarnated.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
You WILL be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: life, love
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, life
The organizers of the concert complain to the conductor of a choir: You were supposed to bring a mixed choir, but I can see only men here. But it is a mixed choir – half of them know how to sing, and the other half- do not.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
The fastest dialog in the world: (WC door is opening) Man inside: Heyyy! Man outside: Sorryyy!
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: life
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'. '
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: life
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