The best jokes about life

Life’s a bitch, and then you’re reincarnated.
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You WILL be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.
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Bruce lee does not drink water, he drinks WATAAAA.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Abraham Lincoln can finish a play better than the 2013 Broncos.
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has 44.46 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, political
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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A patient comes to a doctor, who asks him: - Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? - No. - Do you eat fast food? - No. - Don't worry, I'll find something anyways...
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, doctor, life
"What is love, at last?" asks the dentist. And the cardiologist: "Love is a toothache.. but inside the heart!"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: life, love
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: life, Yo mama
Customer: "Waiter, this soup tastes funny." Waiter: "Funny? But then why aren’t you laughing?"
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: food, life
The organizers of the concert complain to the conductor of a choir: You were supposed to bring a mixed choir, but I can see only men here. But it is a mixed choir – half of them know how to sing, and the other half- do not.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
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