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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth. The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared. The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared. The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames. Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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has 46.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, chocolate, life, mexican
"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life, science, work
Why can't cinderella get in the basketball team? Because she keeps running away from the ball.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: life
Doctor: "You have trouble with your throat? Have you ever gargled with salt water?" Patient: "Yes. In last summer, I was almost drowned while swimming."
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, stupid, Yo mama
There’s one good thing about life. It’s only temporary.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?" The man says "I'm probably too honest." The boss says, "That's not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality." The man replies, "I don't give a shttp://unijokes.com/admin/h*t what you think!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, work
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
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