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What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
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Why can't cinderella get in the basketball team? Because she keeps running away from the ball.
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Doctor: "You have trouble with your throat? Have you ever gargled with salt water?" Patient: "Yes. In last summer, I was almost drowned while swimming."
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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There’s one good thing about life. It’s only temporary.
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Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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