The best jokes about life

You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'. '
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
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Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
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Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.
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How do you caculate the population of Russia? You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
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