"What are you doing there?" "I'm making something." "What are you making?" "A bomb." "Can I help?" "Impossible. It's a nuclear one..."
One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
There’s one good thing about life. It’s only temporary.
I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
The fastest dialog in the world: (WC door is opening) Man inside: Heyyy! Man outside: Sorryyy!
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.