The best jokes about life

Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
You ever accidentally go up to a real big fat person, and you accidentally ask them for a good place to eat? And they look at you and say they don't know. And you're looking at them, like, 'You do know. I bet if I follow you for an hour, we gonna be eatin'. '
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has 43.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Q: What do you call a fairy who doesn't take a bath? A: Stinkerbell!
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: life
A son and the dad are walking around on the streets. The dad stops the son and says, "Son, if you don't stop masturbating, you are going to go blind." The son says, "Dad! I'm over here!"
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has 42.13 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids, life, masturbation
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
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has 42.09 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Jesus walks into a hotel, rings the bell, and waits for the receptionist to come out. He looks her dead in the eye, slams three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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has 41.91 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: god, life
The November 5th Gunpowder Plot has been described as the 9/11 of its day. Staged by the government to discredit an entire religion.
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has 41.89 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life, political, religious, time
Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
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has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
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