The best jokes about life

What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
"Doctor, please hurry. My son swallowed a razor-blade." "Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?" "Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate.
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, life
A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street. The driver rush to the scene. He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: jewish, life, women
I weighed myself today. It is clear I am too small for my weight.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: fat, life
Why can't cinderella get in the basketball team? Because she keeps running away from the ball.
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: life
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?" The man says "I'm probably too honest." The boss says, "That's not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality." The man replies, "I don't give a shttp://unijokes.com/admin/h*t what you think!"
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life, work
A patient: "Doctor, I don’t feel hungry after taking meal." Doctor: "Really, your condition is very serious. Wait a bit." (After sometime, the doctor holds out some medicines). Doctor: "Take these pills. You take one pill after your sleep and another one before you get-up."
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, food, life
Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, women
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