The best jokes about life

Yo' Mama is so uptight, you need the jaws of life to part her legs.
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has 44.24 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: life, Yo mama
The organizers of the concert complain to the conductor of a choir: You were supposed to bring a mixed choir, but I can see only men here. But it is a mixed choir – half of them know how to sing, and the other half- do not.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What bounces and makes kids cry? A: My donation cheque to Children in Need.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids, life
Growing up, Samuel L. Jackson didn't have a mother and a father. He had a mother and a motherf*cker.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, family, life
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, stupid, Yo mama
Life is an open door. It can be closed at any time, so don’t complain about the draught.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life
The fastest dialog in the world: (WC door is opening) Man inside: Heyyy! Man outside: Sorryyy!
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has 43.73 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: life
Another one was: Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
An alcoholic addict just returned home from a rehab and he saw crate of empty bottles sitting at the corner and he goes there grab one and smacknit to the wall and said "you made my wife leave me." Grab another one and smashes it and said "you made me get fired from work" and grab another one which was full and was about to smash it and he brushes it and said "you were not part of them and open and drink...."
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, health, life, wife, work
Three men are sitting at a campfire telling stories about their great endeavors. The first man talked about how to sucked out the venom of a snake and sucked it up with 50 degree alcohol. The second man called it a circus trick as he has gotten 3 gunshots towards the chest and he but the guns in half. They looked at the third guy wanting to hear his story. Only to see him stroking his cock with the glowing hot coals.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, life, men
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