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There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, life
The more self-killers, the fewer self-killers.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: death, life
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
Doctor: "You have trouble with your throat? Have you ever gargled with salt water?" Patient: "Yes. In last summer, I was almost drowned while swimming."
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, stupid, Yo mama
There’s one good thing about life. It’s only temporary.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss. The boss asks him, "What do you think is your worst quality?" The man says "I'm probably too honest." The boss says, "That's not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality." The man replies, "I don't give a shttp://unijokes.com/admin/h*t what you think!"
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, work
Doctor doctor I feel that Im a pack of card. What can I do ? Doctor: I deal with you later.
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has 46.10 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
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