The best jokes about life

Willow Smith is 11 and has a tongue ring, half her head shaved and is bisexual. She needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life, time
Waiter: "I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg." Customer: "Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card."
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has 48.02 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: animal, life
Where are you going for vacation this year? I checked my budget and decided that I didn't get tired.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life
Why don’t all the managers go into holiday at once? So people can’t see that the company works without them..
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: life
A demon died and was asked by god what he wanted to become in his next life. The demon said "I wish to become good in my next life. I want to be as pure and white as an angel and also have angel wings... But I still want to drink blood." So god turned him into a maxi pad.
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has 47.62 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, god, life
There was a guy that was sick he went to the doctor and said "Doctor I have a fever”" The doctor said, "you will have to take 4 spoons of the medicine." The sick one said, "but doctor, I only have 3 spoons what shall I do?"
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: doctor, drug, life
In the town I have met one older woman, she told me: "if you give me ten euros, I will pray for your black soul." I gave her the ten euros, became suspicious, didn't believe her and told her: "ok, but pray for me right now, not in the evening." The woman has begun: "guardian angel, please, take care of my soul, forgive me all my sins and give me everything I need in my life." I have asked her only: "for my money?"
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, money, old people, religious
The organizers of the concert complain to the conductor of a choir: You were supposed to bring a mixed choir, but I can see only men here. But it is a mixed choir – half of them know how to sing, and the other half- do not.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
What has four legs but can't walk? A chair.
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has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
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