The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 67.64 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 64.97 % from 483 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, math, work
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, memory, money, work
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 63.47 % from 399 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 62.21 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: divorce, lawyer, light bulb
How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.
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has 61.43 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb