How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.