The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, light bulb, work
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 66.26 % from 307 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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has 66.09 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, light bulb, work
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 65.38 % from 215 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb, stupid
Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: divorce, lawyer, light bulb
How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb