The best light bulb jokes

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, memory, money, work
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: graduation, light bulb, student, stupid, time
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 66.43 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 65.87 % from 319 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 63.87 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 63.82 % from 250 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb, stupid
How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, math, work