The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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has 65.68 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, light bulb, work
Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, light bulb, work
Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: divorce, lawyer, light bulb
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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has 65.15 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, light bulb, morbid
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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has 62.91 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb, stupid
How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.
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has 61.94 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, math, work
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 61.15 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist