The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
Vote: has 66.27 % from 90 votes. Send joke:
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
Vote: has 64.76 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
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Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
Vote: has 64.28 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
Vote: has 63.35 % from 167 votes. Send joke:
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Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
Vote: has 62.63 % from 37 votes. Send joke:
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Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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