The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
Vote: has 57.73 % from 35 votes. Send joke:

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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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