The best light bulb jokes

If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.
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Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
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Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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