The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, light bulb
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: catholic, light bulb
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: divorce, light bulb, men
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mechanic
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
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