The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: divorce, lawyer, light bulb
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, light bulb
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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has 57.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb, stupid
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 57.01 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: divorce, light bulb, men
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mechanic
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 54.10 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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has 53.99 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
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