If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
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Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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