The best light bulb jokes

If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 61.56 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Q: How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Hmmm... I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, math, work
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, light bulb
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: divorce, light bulb, men
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: catholic, light bulb
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 55.37 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
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