The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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