The best light bulb jokes

If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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has 61.99 % from 155 votes. More jokes about: democrat, light bulb, political, racist
Q: How many Apple Iphone 6 early adopters does it take to change a light bulb? A: 3001. 1 to do the work and 3000 to go online and bitch about the lack of obscure features!
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, phone, technology, work
Q: How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 10, 1 to change the bulb and 9 to share the experience.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: customer service, geography, light bulb
Q: How many divorce attorneys does it take to change a light bulb? A: It only takes one divorce attorney to change your light bulb to his light bulb.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: divorce, lawyer, light bulb
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: divorce, light bulb, men
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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has 57.04 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb, stupid
How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 56.42 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Q: How many Asian girls does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, 'cause they couldn't reach it.
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has 55.63 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: asian, light bulb, mean, women
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mechanic
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