The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: doctor, light bulb
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind? A: None - just assume it's changed.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, work
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 70.71 % from 584 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb
How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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has 67.81 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, memory, money, work
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
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has 67.25 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 66.87 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb