Q: How many Irishmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two - one to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb?
A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
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Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer did you have in mind?
A: None - just assume it's changed.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Yes.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One...men will screw anything.
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Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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