The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 71.09 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 70.54 % from 602 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, light bulb, work
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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has 67.98 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, light bulb, work
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, light bulb
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
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has 67.45 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb