The best light bulb jokes

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 71.26 % from 566 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 70.34 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb? A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: geek, IT, light bulb, management, technology
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb
Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: graduation, light bulb, student, stupid, time
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 67.46 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
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has 67.25 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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has 66.75 % from 302 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, prison, racist