The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change a thing.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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