The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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has 72.29 % from 267 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, mexican, political, racist, republican
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
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has 71.46 % from 806 votes. More jokes about: black people, cop, light bulb, racist
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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has 71.19 % from 1452 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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has 70.76 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, light bulb, technology
Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: doctor, light bulb
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind? A: None - just assume it's changed.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: accountant, light bulb, work
How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? Yes.
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has 70.39 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: IT, light bulb, programmer
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
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has 68.90 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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has 68.84 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: atheist, god, light bulb, work
Q: How many telemarketers does it take to change a light-bulb? A: Only one, but she has to do it while you're eating dinner.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: customer service, food, light bulb, work