The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 38.07 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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has 32.59 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican, stupid
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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has 30.13 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb, mean
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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has 25.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men