The best light bulb jokes

Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 37.92 % from 356 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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has 34.94 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican, stupid
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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has 28.25 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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has 25.28 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb, mean
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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has 24.79 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men