The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 35.37 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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has 27.61 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb, mean
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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has 26.01 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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has 24.79 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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has 20.88 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: cop, light bulb
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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has 19.21 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: cop, light bulb