The best light bulb jokes

Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
Vote: has 50.29 % from 29 votes. Send joke:
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
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Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
Vote: has 45.52 % from 26 votes. Send joke:
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
Vote: has 43.46 % from 31 votes. Send joke:
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
Vote: has 39.50 % from 19 votes. Send joke:
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
Vote: has 38.61 % from 206 votes. Send joke:
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Vote: has 32.79 % from 20 votes. Send joke:
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
Vote: has 27.66 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
Vote: has 23.32 % from 41 votes. Send joke:
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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