Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? A1. "What's a light bulb?" A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"