The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: catholic, light bulb
Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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has 50.20 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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has 48.69 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, nurse, student
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cop, light bulb
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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has 40.93 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican, stupid
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 39.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 34.94 % from 299 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
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