The best light bulb jokes

How many blonde does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3. One to hold the lightbulb and two to turn the ladder.
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has 53.57 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, nurse, student
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican, stupid
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 39.04 % from 235 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cop, light bulb
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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has 29.98 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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has 27.66 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb, mean
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