The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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has 52.65 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: democrat, insulting, light bulb
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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has 49.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: catholic, light bulb
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, nurse, student
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cop, light bulb
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 38.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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has 37.73 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican, stupid
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