The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life, light bulb
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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has 49.51 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: catholic, light bulb
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, nurse, student
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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has 38.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: cop, light bulb
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 38.42 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
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