The best light bulb jokes

Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, light bulb
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: catholic, light bulb
Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, nurse, student
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: blonde, light bulb
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: cop, light bulb
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 39.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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has 36.78 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican, stupid
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