The best light bulb jokes

Yo moma so fat that when I tried to have sex with her I burned my ass off the lightbulb.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, light bulb, sex, Yo mama
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican
Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, light bulb
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, light bulb
Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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has 43.52 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, nurse, student
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 200. Ten to attach the bulb to the sun, and 190 to make the sun revolve around the Earth.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, political, republican, stupid
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
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has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: cop, light bulb
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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has 35.92 % from 265 votes. More jokes about: black people, light bulb, racist, white people
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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has 31.97 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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has 27.66 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb, mean
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