The best love jokes

Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, love, music
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, love
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe it, dear, but I’ve discovered an entirely new position for lovemaking.” “Really,” said Mrs. Robinson, interested at once. “What is it?” “Back to back.” “But that’s crazy. We can’t do anything back to back.” “Yes we can. I’ve persuaded another couple to help out.”
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love, sex, wife
Tow millipedes went for honey moon. The male one asked: "My darling, between which feet is your pussy, please?"
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has 66.18 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, love, sex, wedding
Son: "What's love juice daddy?" Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sex. Anyway? What are you watching?" Son: "Wimbledon."
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dad, love, sex, sport
"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: dirty, love
How to Impress a Woman: compliment her, kiss her, caress her, love her, comfort her, protect her, hold her, spend money on her, wine & dine her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her. How to Impress a Man: show up naked, bring beer.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: beer, love, men, romantic, women
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, love
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, love
Him: "I'm going to come and see you, I don't care about the gas prices or anything I'm coming to no matter what." Her: "Aw okay, I'm going to get ready." Him: "I love you, I can't wait to see you, I'm getting ready to leave." Her: "Okay honey, I'm on my period, just letting you know." Him: "My car just blew up, I can't come see you." Her: "Get your friend to bring you, he always does." Him: "He got shot I can't come, sorry." Her: "Never mind I'm not on my period, my panties are just red." Him: "My boy said he is okay, he's going to take me, I'm going." Her: "I'm really on my period." Him: "Damn! He got shot again..."
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: communication, disgusting, friendship, love, relationship