Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris needs no introduction, but if you need an introduction, you need Chuck Norris.
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What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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Wonder Woman's magic Lasso is actually one of Chuck Norris' chest hairs.
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef Stroke-n-off
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Grass is green,
trees are greener.
When I think of you,
I play with my wiener.
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