Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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Q: What do tofu and a dildo have in common?
A: They are both meat substitutes.
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Three men go on a skiing trip, but when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed.
When they wake up the guy on the left says I had a well strange dream last night that I was getting a hand job, and then the guy on the right goes thats strange O had the same dream I was getting a hand job.
Then the guy in the middle goes well thats strange because I had a dream I was skiing!
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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