Joke #1234

Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.

Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.

Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."

I hope the children will never find out why I say "oops..." so often when I vacuum their rooms.

Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!

Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.

Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.