The best math jokes

So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, math
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 49.60 % from 208 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: math
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: family, math, memory, teacher
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
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has 48.41 % from 549 votes. More jokes about: math
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
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has 48.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: math
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: life, math
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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