The best math jokes

Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
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Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.
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A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."
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