The best math jokes

Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
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has 48.41 % from 549 votes. More jokes about: math
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
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has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: math
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 48.11 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: math
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. "How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk. "My head's spinning," the engineer confesses. "How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?" "Well, it's not even difficult. All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: math
Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
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has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: bar, math
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 46.77 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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