So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.