The best math jokes

Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
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has 46.63 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: bar, math
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: family, math, memory, teacher
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like? Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
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has 46.28 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A mathematician, physicist and economist after Titanic crash on uninhabited island in the middle of Atlantic ocean. Starving to death they found a can of roastbeef. They start debating how to open the can without can-opener. Mathematician suggests to drop the can from the cliff to open it. Physicist proposes to heat the can on bonfire. Economist: "Let's suppose the can is opened...."
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: death, life, math
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 44.84 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."
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has 44.67 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, math, school
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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has 44.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
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has 44.48 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
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