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Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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