The best math jokes

Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: math
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
has 47.98 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. "How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk. "My head's spinning," the engineer confesses. "How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?" "Well, it's not even difficult. All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."
has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: math
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: bar, math
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
has 46.86 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, math, memory, teacher
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
has 46.35 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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