Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.