The best math jokes

Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: math
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
has 52.77 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: marriage, math, men, wedding, women
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
has 52.26 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: math
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: math
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: family, math, memory, teacher
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
has 51.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
has 51.00 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: bartender, beer, math
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
has 49.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: math
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