The best math jokes

There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, "hm.. 5!" The host says "No, I'm sorry thats incorrect." All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "Ok how about 5 plus 5." She answers and says "20". Again all the blondes chanted "Give her another chance, give her another chance." So the host agrees again and says, "OK, last chance, what is 2 plus 2." The blonde says "4!" and the audience says "Give her another chance give her another chance!"
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has 53.03 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: blonde, football, math, money, stupid
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
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has 53.01 % from 190 votes. More jokes about: marriage, math, men, wedding, women
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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has 52.26 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: math
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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has 51.88 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: math
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
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has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: family, math, memory, teacher
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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has 51.37 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: math
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