The best math jokes

Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: math
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
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has 48.32 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: math
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: family, math, memory, teacher
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 47.86 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
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has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: math
Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
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has 46.67 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: bar, math
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 46.34 % from 97 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, math, school
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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