The best math jokes

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 49.63 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
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has 49.51 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, math
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
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has 48.41 % from 549 votes. More jokes about: math
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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has 48.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: math
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
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has 48.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: math
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: life, math
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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