A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
Teacher: What are you waiting for?
Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer.
At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?"
Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
Why was the math textbook so sad?
He had a lot of problems!
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?
A:Because seven ate nine.
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ?
He had to work it out with a pencil...
What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"
Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
E=mc squared.
E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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