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Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: family, math, memory, teacher
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 45.78 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
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has 45.27 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bartender, beer, math
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, math, school
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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