The best math jokes

Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
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has 45.27 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bartender, beer, math
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, math, school
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 43.83 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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has 43.68 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
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