The best math jokes

Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
has 44.50 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
has 44.48 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: math
A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
has 43.39 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
has 42.49 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
has 42.03 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: math
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
has 41.76 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: bartender, beer, math
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
has 41.22 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: math
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
has 40.11 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
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