The best math jokes

Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 45.33 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
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has 45.27 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: bartender, beer, math
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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has 44.56 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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has 44.49 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: math
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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has 42.49 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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has 42.03 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: math
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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has 41.22 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: math
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