The best math jokes

A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 49.63 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
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has 49.51 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, math
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
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has 48.41 % from 549 votes. More jokes about: math
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
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has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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has 48.34 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: math
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: life, math
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
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has 47.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: math
Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
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has 47.49 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: bar, math
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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