A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.