Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.