The best math jokes

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: life, math
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
has 48.92 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: math
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
has 48.41 % from 549 votes. More jokes about: math
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
has 48.30 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: math
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
has 48.02 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: math
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. "How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk. "My head's spinning," the engineer confesses. "How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?" "Well, it's not even difficult. All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."
has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: math
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: family, math, memory, teacher
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
has 46.97 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: bartender, beer, math
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