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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
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has 46.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: bar, math
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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