The best math jokes

A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. "How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk. "My head's spinning," the engineer confesses. "How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?" "Well, it's not even difficult. All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: math
Two random variables were talking in a bar. They thought they were being discrete but I heard their chatter continuously.
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has 46.72 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: bar, math
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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has 46.22 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, time
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 45.10 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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has 44.84 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, math, school
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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