The best math jokes

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 44.50 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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has 43.68 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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has 41.24 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: math
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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has 41.22 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: math
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 40.46 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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has 39.64 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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