Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
My math teacher called me average... How mean!
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."