The best math jokes

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 41.30 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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has 41.24 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: math
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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has 41.22 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: math
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 40.67 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 40.07 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 39.18 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
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has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 35.12 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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