Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Q. What mode do you use in maths? A. Multi-plyers.