The best math jokes

On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 44.61 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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has 43.65 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: blonde, math
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 43.42 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied. The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde." The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?" "No, it's because you're 25."
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has 43.40 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, blonde, math, school
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, math
Zenophobia: the irrational fear of convergent sequences.
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has 42.19 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
How does a cow do math? With a cowculator.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3.
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has 41.24 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: math
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9!
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has 41.13 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: math
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