My math teacher called me average...
How mean!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples?
A:A high school math problem!
I have a scary joke about math but im 2² to say it.
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home.
He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?"
His father replied, "Figure it out."
Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?"
The teacher said: "Figure it out."
Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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