The best math jokes

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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has 40.61 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Q:What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A:A high school math problem!
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has 39.74 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 38.48 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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has 38.25 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
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has 37.14 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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has 37.14 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math, science
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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has 36.52 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
My math teacher called me average... How mean!
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has 34.91 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: math
Billy: "I was playing basketball and an Asian crossed me." Mark: "Haha, how does an Asian cross you?" Billy: "Because he crosses multiplies."
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has 33.09 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: asian, math, sport
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