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A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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