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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, math, Yo mama
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 54.59 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 54.49 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, Chuck Norris, math, science
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
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has 54.20 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: flirt, geek, math, sex
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
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