Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"