The best math jokes

A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!
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has 51.55 % from 230 votes. More jokes about: math, school, student, stupid, teacher
So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
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has 51.31 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, math
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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has 51.25 % from 101 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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has 51.01 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Little Johnny's teacher asks him, "If I have 5 cookies, and I give you 2, how many cookies do I have left?" Little Johnny replies, "Zero, you're giving me more than just 3 cookies. I'm taking all 5 baby!" The teacher just facepalms herself. "I can strongly suggest that you work on your math skills Johnny." the teacher suggests. "Oh I know math, one man plus one girl, subtract a condom, equals a baby!" Little Johnny says.
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has 49.12 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: baby, dirty, little Johnny, math, teacher
A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
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has 49.00 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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has 48.79 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: life, math
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
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has 48.78 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: math
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
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has 48.32 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: math
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