What did the 0 say to the 8?
Nice belt!
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10.
And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10".
The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?"
Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
Why was the math textbook so sad?
He had a lot of problems!
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ?
He had to work it out with a pencil...
What is the shortest mathematicians joke?
Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space.
"How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk.
"My head's spinning," the engineer confesses.
"How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?"
"Well, it's not even difficult.
All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.