A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Do you like maths? If so add a bed subtract your clothes divide your legs and we can multiply!
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.