The best math jokes

What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: math
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
has 49.41 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: life, math
A mathematician and his best friend, an engineer, attend a public lecture on geometry in thirteen-dimensional space. "How did you like it?" the mathematician wants to know after the talk. "My head's spinning," the engineer confesses. "How can you develop any intuition for thirteen-dimensional space?" "Well, it's not even difficult. All I do is visualize the situation in n-dimensional space and then set n = 13."
has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: math
Teacher: "If you bought 8 hotdogs,9 cheese burgers and 7 fillet o fishes and you ate 8 hotdogs 9 cheese burger and 7 fillet o fish what do you have at the end?" Little Johnny: "A bad blatter issue."
has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fish, food, health, little Johnny, math
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.
has 48.49 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: math
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
has 48.32 % from 550 votes. More jokes about: math
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: On average or do you want the whole distribution?
has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: math
Once a teacher asked one of her students to memorize the numbers from 1-10. And that night when he was memorizing he saw his mother drinking 7up, so the next day the teacher asked the student to say the numbers that he memorized so he replied," 1-2-3-4-5-6-8-9-10". The teacher was confused so she asked the student," Where is the 7" so he said," my mom drank it last night!"
has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: family, math, memory, teacher
So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
has 47.57 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: bar, bartender, beer, math
Did you hear about the mathematician with constipation ? He had to work it out with a pencil...
has 47.42 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: math
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