The best math jokes

Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him: "Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?" Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: black humor, little Johnny, math, money, vulgar
One day, Little Johnny was with his father at home. He asked: "What does "evolution" mean?" His father replied, "Figure it out." Next day, at school, during a math test, a boy raised his hand: "What's 289+308?" The teacher said: "Figure it out." Ten minutes later, Little Johnny looked at the boy and said: "Why don't you write "evolution"? Your teacher already told you!"
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dad, little Johnny, math, school, stupid
A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn. He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat. He could only take one across at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How did he get them all safely over the stream? He took the goose over first and came back. Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back. Next he took the corn over. He came back alone and took the goose.
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: animal, math
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
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has 52.31 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: math
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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has 51.93 % from 82 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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has 51.55 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: math
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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has 50.67 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, math
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