The best mean jokes

Q: VWhy didn't the fixed dog cross the road? A: Because he didn't have the balls to do it.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: dog, mean
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
My friend thinks that onion is the only fruit that can make us cry. So I just threw the coconut up to his head, he cried then.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, friendship, mean
Q: What's the worst part about sex? A: When they wake up!
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: mean, sex
I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, office, work
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, friendship, mean
I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen with her. "That's total bollocks" I replied. By text, from across the road.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean
Q: What did the little black kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.
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has 64.36 % from 317 votes. More jokes about: black people, Christmas, kids, mean
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 64.35 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
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