The best mean jokes

A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
Q: VWhy didn't the fixed dog cross the road? A: Because he didn't have the balls to do it.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dog, mean
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama
I like my women like my morning coffee, falling off the roof of my car as I peel out of a gas station parking lot.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: car, mean, women
Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, mean, money
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: baby, fat, mean, single, time
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?" Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied. "Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey. And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I'll be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you".
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has 64.46 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: beauty, kids, little Johnny, mean, poems
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, sex
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