The best mean jokes

The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir." "What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, office, phone
Husband: "Shall we try a different position tonight?" Wife: "That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart."
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has 66.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: communication, fart, marriage, mean, sex
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, mean
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse? Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, mean
Not the people who posted this sign at a bookstore that was going out of business: "Sorry, no public restroom. Try amazon.com."
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, mean
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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has 65.30 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, women
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A: Clothes.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dirty, insulting, lawyer, mean, sex
Sorry, I'm late. I was trying to think of ways to get out of this.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: mean
Parents: "Why are you welcoming guests in your underwear? " Me: "Hated me to take off my underwear."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: mean
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