The best mean jokes

It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, Halloween, kids, mean, men
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir." "What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, office, phone
This woman was driving home in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she'd like a ride. The woman thanked her and got in the car. After a few minutes, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the back seat and asked the driver what was in the bag. The driver said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman thought for a moment, then said, "Good trade."
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: driving, mean, time, wine, women
One day, a guy walks into a pub and orders a beer. His friend walks up and sees his red eyes and asks, "Dude, are you okay? You look exhausted". He replies,"Yeah, I heard about what happened in your house yesterday too. Tough." His friend says, "Yeah, I wish I could trust my wife a little more - wait... How did you know about that?" He says,"I was there" and continues chugging his beer.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beer, communication, friendship, marriage, mean
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
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has 66.14 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black people, car, insulting, kids, mean
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
"Wow, look at that! Isn't it beautiful? Let's destroy it." -People
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: mean, war
On the first day of the deer hunting season, a hunter fell out of a deer stand and broke both his legs. "Why couldn't this happen on my last day of hunting?!" the hunter cried to the doctor. "It did," the doctor replied.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, doctor, hunting, mean, time
Sorry, I'm late. I was trying to think of ways to get out of this.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: mean
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
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