The best mean jokes

One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
Q: What did I do in the bed last night. A: Your mom.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, mean, sex
Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
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has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: family, game, kids, little Johnny, mean
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 48.20 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, school, teacher
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: athlete, mean, sport
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: mean, vulgar, Yo mama
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: birthday, chocolate, food, kids, mean
Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, women
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