The best mean jokes

Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
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has 48.61 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: family, game, kids, little Johnny, mean
One day Adam and his parents were at the mall. Adams mum gave him a $5 note and sent him on his way. He got a bag of chips and a drink. He went outside and his mum and dad weren't there.
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has 48.13 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, mean, money
Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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has 47.21 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, women
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: mean, vulgar, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: communication, football, mean, ugly, Yo mama
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 45.29 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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has 45.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: birthday, chocolate, food, kids, mean
Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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has 43.90 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: athlete, mean, sport
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