The best mean jokes

Little Johnny's brother, Little Jimmy, was in the toilet throwing Johnny's toys in the toilet. Johnny saw his brother doing this and yelled "JIMMY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" His brother replied "Next time you'll think twice before you don't let me play with you." Little Jimmy threw a toy car in the toilet and said "Bye bye, racecars!" Little Johnny stuck little Jimmy head in the toilet saying "Bye bye brother!"
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has 48.83 % from 83 votes. More jokes about: family, game, kids, little Johnny, mean
Q: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? A: A teacher.
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has 48.02 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, school, teacher
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 47.54 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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has 46.90 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, mean
One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, mean, men, stupid
Before the 16th century, the sun really did go around the earth. Chuck Norris just decided to change it as a prank.
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has 46.43 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, history, mean, science
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: mean, vulgar, Yo mama
Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's Rights.
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, women
The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep. "Excuse me for disturbing you, ma'am," he said politely, "but I pass your house every morning on my way to work, and I've noticed that every day you appear to be hitting your son on the head with a loaf of bread." "That's right." "Every day you hit him on the head with a loaf of bread, and yet this morning you were beating him with a chocolate cake." "Well, today is his birthday."
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has 45.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: birthday, chocolate, food, kids, mean
A guy went to a supermarket and began to smoke. Miss salesman: "Sir don't smoke here." Guy: "I've just bought the cigarettes from here." Miss salesman: "We sell condoms too; so that is not why you fuck me here."
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has 44.60 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: customer service, mean, sex
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