The best mean jokes

How come there aren't that many jokes about Jim Jones? The punchlines are too long.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, mean
Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
Vote: has 64.23 % from 32 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, insulting, love, mean, poems
The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is bullshit. Jews don't pay for anything.
Vote: has 63.22 % from 31 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: christian, death, jewish, mean
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
Vote: has 63.00 % from 24 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: communication, dirty, mean, men, women
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Vote: has 62.50 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Mike, to a blonde at the bar: "It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife." Sara: "Wife?" Mike: "I'm working on it." Sara: "You're awful sure of yourself." Mike: "You too."
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bar, blonde, flirt, mean, wife
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, mean, ugly, Yo mama
They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history. At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
Vote: has 59.93 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black humor, history, mean, women
When I offer you food it's just because my mother raised me right. As a firend, read the truth in my eyes and politely decline.
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: food, friendship, mean
Yo mama is so dirty when she jumped in the bath water the water jumped out and said "No I'm good."
Vote: has 59.19 % from 15 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, mean, Yo mama