The best mean jokes

The Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management.
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has 80.46 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: management, mean, work
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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has 80.46 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life, mean, men, women
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
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has 80.43 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: divorce, mean, men, money, women
Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!
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has 79.57 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: mean, men, wife
Workplaces are like septic tanks: All the biggest lumps eventually rise to the top.
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has 79.57 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: management, mean, work
On the way home from a hunt, a hunter stops by the grocery store. "Give me a couple of steaks," he says. "We're out of steaks but we have hot dogs and chicken," says the butcher. "Hotdogs and chicken?!" yells the hunter. "How can I tell my wife I bagged a couple of hotdogs and chickens?"
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has 79.57 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, hunting, marriage, mean
Son: "What are you going to be for Halloween dad?" Me: "Drunk" Son: "What's mom gonna be?" Me: "Mad"
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has 79.54 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dad, drunk, family, Halloween, mean
Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: "Let's play Christmas. I'll be Santa Claus and you can be a present and I'll give you away."
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has 79.34 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, game, kids, mean, Santa
KFC in Asia? Korean fried cat.
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has 79.27 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: black humor, cat, food, mean
Q: What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? A: Beat it. We're closed.
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has 79.24 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: business, dirty, mean, vulgar
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