The best jokes about men

Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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has 67.52 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: death, men, military, women
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
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has 67.25 % from 151 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
A man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, "How much should I pay to turn right?" The Policeman was astonished and asked, "Why are you asking like this?" Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: "Free Left Turn"
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: men
Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns. "Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver. "Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99." The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: graduation, men, time, work
What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
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