The best jokes about men

What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"
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has 67.74 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, men, women
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. "That’s a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That’s still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I’d like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 67.34 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 67.19 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...
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has 67.10 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: life, men, women
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft." Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Kathy frowned and said, "The postman." Looking puzzeled Joanne asked, "Why the postman?" "Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box."
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has 66.88 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, husband, men, sex, women
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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has 66.81 % from 112 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, poems, sex, women
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