The best jokes about men

What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention.
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How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
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Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: gay, men
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet. What are they thinking? The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet. He doesn’t want to talk. May be he’s get tired of me. He doesn’t love me anymore. He’s probably got someone else. I see. We’ll have to separate each other." The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling. Wow! How keep it there and don’t fall?"
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has 67.74 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: animal, love, men, women
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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has 67.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, women
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 67.68 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, men
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. "That’s a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That’s still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I’d like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.
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has 67.68 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
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