Joke #9742

How are men like noodles? They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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This could be considered the ideal world for many men: His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties. His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy. A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
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Man: Great idea, bad design.
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One guy says to a bald guy "Your hair ran away to find someone with a brain."
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A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
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