The best jokes about men

Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife "look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !" Wife replies "yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse..."
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft." Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Kathy frowned and said, "The postman." Looking puzzeled Joanne asked, "Why the postman?" "Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box."
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has 68.73 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, husband, men, sex, women
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, men, sex
Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra? Now he's hard up.
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has 68.56 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: business, men, money, viagra
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
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has 68.44 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
What does a man make best for dinner? Reservations.
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has 68.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: men
Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks "whats your name ?" "Carmen" she replies,... "I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?" The man looks her up and down and sayes "Beerpussy ..."
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has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, car, men, sex
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000." Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient’s daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?" "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women’s brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: age, family, men, money, women
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