The best jokes about men

How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are nicer.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
If Men Ruled the World... Laws: Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance. Car rental agencies would rent tanks. Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation. It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car as long as you returned it within 24 hours with a full tank of gas. Get Out of Jail Free cards would be considered legal documents.
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A man was digging a ditch, when he uncovered a lamp. When he brushed it off, a genie popped out, and said "To show my gratitude for releasing me, I'll grant you one wish.." The man thought for a second, reached into his pocket, pulled out a map of the world, pointed to the Middle-East, and replied "I want you to bring peace to this area." "Ooooh...I'm so sorry, that's impossible" said the genie. "There's absolutely no way I could accomplish such a great feat, so you'll have to choose another wish..." The man then said "Well...then how about having my wife give me oral-sex voluntarily...?" The genie thought for a minute, then said "Can I see that map again..?"
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Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men, work
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Warning ladies! Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY". This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: god, men, work
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, mean, men, women
Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, women
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