The best jokes about men

Did you hear about the man who won the gold medal at the Olympics? He had it bronzed.
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A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
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What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
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Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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If you catch a man…throw him back.
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Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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How are men like noodles? They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
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