The best jokes about men

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
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has 66.96 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, men, sex
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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has 66.75 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: death, men, military, women
What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men, travel
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!" They each continue on their way, and ... as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ... and dies immediately. If only men would listen...
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has 66.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, men, women
A man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, "How much should I pay to turn right?" The Policeman was astonished and asked, "Why are you asking like this?" Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: "Free Left Turn"
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has 66.60 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: men
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