What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
MEN Vs WOMEN 1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup. 2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip. 3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery. 4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft." Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Kathy frowned and said, "The postman." Looking puzzeled Joanne asked, "Why the postman?" "Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box."
Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.