The best jokes about men

After an accident... 1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first. 2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO...
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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has 66.43 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, women
MEN Vs WOMEN 1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup. 2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip. 3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery. 4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Girl: "Girls are better than boys." Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?" Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: men, women
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
"It's a boy," I shouted, as tears began to roll down my cheeks. "I can't believe it, it really is a boy." That's when I swore never to return to Thailand.
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has 66.15 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, men, sex, women
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: god, men, work
A real man would never cry in public unless: He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master. Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt. Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: beer, celebrity, dog, men
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, winter, women
Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men
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