What do you have when you have two little balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
One day Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?"
Then Bob says to Dan, "Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?"
Dan says, "OOOOH WOW!
Bob says, "Ya, I got the same exact color tie!"
Q: What is height of Stupidity?
A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
A man and a woman are lying in bed, watching the ceiling and keep quiet.
What are they thinking?
The woman thinks, "He keeps quiet.
He doesn’t want to talk.
May be he’s get tired of me.
He doesn’t love me anymore.
He’s probably got someone else.
I see.
We’ll have to separate each other."
The man thinks, "A fly. A fly on the ceiling.
Wow!
How keep it there and don’t fall?"
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
A: Snowballs.
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman.
Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer?
When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.