The best jokes about men

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
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has 66.38 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, men, sex
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: god, men, work
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
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has 65.91 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
Men are born between the legs of women and spend all their life trying to get back between them. Why? Theres no place like home ...
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: life, men, women
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: gay, men
MEN Vs WOMEN 1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup. 2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip. 3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery. 4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft." Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Kathy frowned and said, "The postman." Looking puzzeled Joanne asked, "Why the postman?" "Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box."
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, husband, men, sex, women
Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: love, men
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