The best jokes about men

This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed." One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?" The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
After an accident... 1st Driver : I flashed the headlights and told you to let me go first. 2nd Driver : I also started the wipers and said NO NO...
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
A boyfriend asks his girlfriend: "What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?" "Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it…"
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship, time, Valentines day
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, men
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: god, men, women
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: death, men, military, women
Warning ladies! Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY". This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 65.42 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
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