The best jokes about men

Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, women
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed." One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?" The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"
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Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, men, women
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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has 64.83 % from 193 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, time, women
Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men, travel
How are men like noodles? They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
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