The best jokes about men

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 65.24 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: god, men, women
Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife "look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !" Wife replies "yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse..."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, men
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed." One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?" The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, men
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: bird, men
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