Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
An advertisement: I change 40-year-old wife to two 20-years-old ones. Do not offer four 10-year-old ones.
John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new Mink Coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Mary. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says John. “No,” she responds. “What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests. She again rejects his offer with a, “No thanks.” Frustrated he finally asks, “Well what would you like for your anniversary?” “John, I’d like a divorce,” answers Mary. John thinks for a moment and replies “Sorry dear, I wasn’t planning to spend that much.”
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.