The best jokes about men

Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
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has 65.86 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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has 65.63 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, winter, women
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: blonde, computer, men, stupid
A nude guy was sunbathing at the beach, a little girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl asks, "hats under there?" So the man answers , "A bird..." The girl goes away & the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a hospital & in alot of pain. A doctor comes up to his bed & asks, 'What happened?' The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach & fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses. When they got there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man...? She answers, "I din't do anything to the man, but he was sleeping, I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so i broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!"
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, doctor, men
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, men
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: god, men, women
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
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has 65.14 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, viagra
Wife: "I have to tell you something. I'm pregnant." Husband: "Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad." Wife: "No, you are not."
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, men, wife
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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has 64.95 % from 203 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, time, women
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