The best jokes about men

Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
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has 65.08 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, women
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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has 64.93 % from 70 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, winter, women
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" she asked. "Hunting flies," He responded. "Oh, killing any?" She asked. "Yep, three males, two females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? He responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, beer, men, phone, women
Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns. "Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver. "Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99." The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: graduation, men, time, work
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