The best jokes about men

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fell off.
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has 65.48 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: men
Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: love, men
It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat". The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as. "I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: accountant, Halloween, kids, mean, men
A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time. He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, men
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: god, men, women
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: god, men, women
What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed." One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?" The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
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