The best jokes about men

Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
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has 65.32 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: love, men
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: gay, men
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: god, men, women
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: god, men, women
What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed." One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?" The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, men
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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has 64.80 % from 199 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, time, women
What does a man call true love? An erection.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
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