The best jokes about men

Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife "look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !" Wife replies "yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse..."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
A man visits his doctor with celery stalks stuck in each ear and a carrot stick up each nostril. He mumbles, "Doc, I'm just not feeling well." The doctor replies, "Maybe you're not eating right."
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has 65.16 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, men
Q: What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? A: Snowballs.
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has 64.93 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, winter, women
This man was talking to a group of men at a bar and he said, "In my house I am the boss, I say when the laundry is done and when the cooking is made and when the dishes are washed." One of the guys at the table said, "How long have you been married?" The man says, "Oh I'm not married I'm single!"
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
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has 64.81 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, men
Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wife, women
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, men
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: bird, men
How are men like noodles? They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
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