The best military jokes

A college Professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class. He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was going to prove there is no God. Addressing the ceiling he shouted: "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin drop. Ten minutes went by. Again the Professor taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God! I'm still waiting!" His count-down got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just released from active duty and newly registered in the class, walked up to the Professor and punched him full-force in the face. The Professor tumbled from his lofty platform, and he was out cold before he hit the floor. At first the students were shocked, and they babbled in confusion. The young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silently. The class fell silent... waiting. Eventually, the Professor came to. When he finally regained the power of speech, he glared at the young Marine in the front row. "What's the matter with you? Why on earth did you do that?" The Marine smiled. "God was busy. He sent me."
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has 67.14 % from 96 votes. More jokes about: atheist, communication, god, military, school
An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
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has 66.81 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, military, science
Which month do soldiers hate most? March!
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has 66.76 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: military
Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: death, men, military, women
Q: Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? A: They need a map....
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has 66.21 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck.
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has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: military
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, military, political
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 65.39 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
During the Iraq war, a Lieutenant asked the soldier why he was falling back during a really fierce battle, "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?" The soldier replied, "I got my four Sir."
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has 64.89 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: military, war
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of US $8,000, 000.
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has 64.80 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: military
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