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Which month do soldiers hate most? March!
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An instructor in chemical warfare asked soldiers in his class: "Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure. That's easy," said one man. "What is it?" "H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O," explained the chemistry expert.
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One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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Why do women make better soldiers? Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck.
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Q: Why do all Iraqi soldiers carry a piece of sandpaper? A: They need a map....
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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One day some soldiers from a nearby Army camp saw a boy leading a donkey. They thought they would have some fun with him. "Say, boy," called out one of the soldiers. "You sure are keeping a tight rein on your brother, aren't you?" "Sure am," said the boy. "If I didn't he would probably join the Army."
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During the Iraq war, a Lieutenant asked the soldier why he was falling back during a really fierce battle, "Didn't you hear me say that we're outnumbered 4 to 1 ?" The soldier replied, "I got my four Sir."
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Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of US $8,000, 000.
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