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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!
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A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking
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Q: In the Navy, how do they separate the men from the boys? A: With a crowbar.
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While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. “Daddy, were you in a war?” “Yes,” I fibbed, just to see what her reaction would be. Wide-eyed, she gasped, “Against what planet?”
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Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
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Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ? A: He elected to receive.
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During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
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Did you hear about the gay French General? He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!
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What do you call 35,000 men with their hands up? "Iraqi Army."
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