Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Did you hear about the gay French General? He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans. The Germans say, I will give you one thing before you die. The Englishman man say water, the Scotch man say whiskey, the Irish man says a car door. The Germans say, why do you want a car door. The Irish man says, because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window.
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.