The best military jokes

Q: In the Navy, how do they separate the men from the boys? A: With a crowbar.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: military
A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: blonde, military
While my six-year-old daughter of the space age and I were reviewing some old photographs, we came across a picture of me when I was a captain in the Army Reserves. “Daddy, were you in a war?” “Yes,” I fibbed, just to see what her reaction would be. Wide-eyed, she gasped, “Against what planet?”
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has 53.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, military
Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!
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has 52.77 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: baby, military
How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes on November 5th? Twenty, One to strike the match and nineteen to fill in the paper work.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: military, work
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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has 51.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: military
What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar? He got bombed.
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has 50.89 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: bar, military
During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
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has 50.69 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, military, war
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: military
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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has 50.64 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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