The best military jokes

How many civil servants does it take to set fire to Guy Fawkes on November 5th? Twenty, One to strike the match and nineteen to fill in the paper work.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: military, work
Which branch of the military do babies join? The infantry!
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: baby, military
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
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has 54.80 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: kids, military, racist
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 54.53 % from 92 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
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has 54.26 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, military, war
General Peter Pollock, the Navy Chief was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. General Pollock arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and Pollock asks: "So how are your men Marshall?" "Very well trained, Peter." "I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too." "I'd like to see that." So Marshall calls an under-trainee and says: "James! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!" "Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As James ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered Pollock and said: "You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."
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has 54.09 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: atheist, men, military, navy
Q:What not to say to the nice policeman? A:I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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has 53.58 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: military
A blonde decides to join the military thinking she can meet a few guys. What is wrong with this joke? 1. This isn't a joke 2. The blonde is thinking
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has 52.85 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: blonde, military
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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has 52.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: military
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