The best money jokes

Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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has 63.89 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: black people, money, racist, work
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Q: What kind of celebration pays down the national debt? A: A tea party.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: death, money, political
Our staff has completed the 3 years of work on time and under budget. We have gone through every line of code in every program in every system. We have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the change. We are proud to report that we have completed the "Y-to-K" date change mission, and have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to reflect the following new standards: Januark, Februark, March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October, November, December and... Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak I trust that this is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this Y-to-K problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible.And what does the year 2000 have to do with it? Speaking of which, what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year rolls over from 99 to 00? We await your direction.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: IT, management, money, time
Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: Who was the first accountant? A: Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry lost interest after withdrawal, buggered up the monthly accounts and raised the first liability.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: accountant, money, work
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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has 63.61 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: god, insulting, money, Yo mama
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter. "That will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it," said the proprietor. "Thanks, but I'll just pay the $10 and pass on the story." He purchased the brass rat and left the store. As he was walking down the street, he started noticing all sorts of rats following him. The further he walked, the more rats followed. He walked down to the wharf and still more rats came out and followed him. So, he decided to walk out into the water, all the rats drowned. He returned to the store shortly. "Ah-ha!" said the proprietor. "You've come back for the story, right?" "Nope," said the man. "You have any brass lawyers?"
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
A man is sitting in a bar when a beautiful woman walks up and whispers in his ear, “I'll do anything you want for 50 bucks.” He puts his drink down and starts going through his pockets. He pulls out a ten, two five's, a twenty and ten ones. He thrusts the wadded up money into the woman's hand and says, "Here...paint my house.”
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, money, women
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