The best money jokes

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!'
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Remember when we spent money like there was no tomorrow? Well, it’s tomorrow.
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A small boy goes up to a man in the street and asks him if he’s lost £5. The man checks his pockets and says, ‘Well, yes. I think I have lost a £5 note. Have you found one?’ The boy replies, ‘No. I just wanted to see how many people had lost a £5 note today. You make 72.’
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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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A man went to visit his doctor. “Doc, my arm hurts bad. Can you check it out please?” the man pleads. The doctor rolls up the man’s sleeve and suddenly hears the arm talk. “Hello, Doctor, says the arm. “Could you lend me twenty bucks please? I’m desperate!” “Aha!" says the doctor, "I see the problem. Your arm is broke!”
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Chuck Norris doesn't worry about high gas prices. His vehicles run on fear.
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Q: How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman? AA By his net income.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: christian, money, tax
The woman comes with her husband to the psychiatrist and tells the psychiatrist: "Please, do something with my man, because he thinks of himself that he is a horse." The psychiatrist says: "Oh, it will be a long and expensive therapy." The woman: "Ok, don´t worry, we can enough money because my husband has already won three times the horse racings."
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A husband and wife are having financial troubles. They agree she should walk the streets to pick up some extra cash. The husband drops his wife off in the red light area of town, and returns 6 hours later. She gets in the car and says, "Look, I made $40.50 !" "What jerk gave you 50 cents?" he asks. "All of them!"
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has 63.97 % from 164 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, money, time, wife
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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has 63.96 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, jewish, money, morbid
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