The best money jokes

Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.
has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Wife: "Honey let's play a game?" Husband: "Ok, what is the game all about?" Wife: "If I mention a country, you will run to the left side of the room and touch the wall. And if I mention a bird you will run to the right side of the room and touch the wall. If you run to the wrong direction, you will give me all your salary for the month." Husband: "Ok and if you fail, I will have your salary too right?" Wife: (smile) "Yes darling." Husband: "Ok" (stood up and was ready to run to any direction) Wife: "Are u ready?" Husband: "Yes, ready." Wife: "Turkey" It has been 4 hours now the husband is still standing at the spot wondering if she meant the country or the bird.
has 54.08 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: husband, marriage, money, wife
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: money
Why does ET have such big eyes? He saw the phone bill.
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.
has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, money, Yo mama
Andrew went to Medical Insurance to apply for his pension. The woman behind the bench asked for his driving license to verify his age, but he had left his wallet home. He said to her that he had to go home and return later. The woman said: "Unbuckle your shirt." And so he did, revealing his curly, gray hair of his chest. "These gray hair is quite a nice proof for me," she said and continued with his application form. When Andrew went home, he said to his wife what had happened. "You should have taken your pants off," she said, "Maybe you would have taken disability pension too!"
has 53.48 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: age, marriage, money, wife, women
Peter sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. "Pete, darling," she breathed, "I've a confession to make before I go. ... I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe. I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Alex. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income-tax evasion to the government. . . ." "That's all right, sweetie, don't give it a second thought," answered Peter, "I'm the one who poisoned you."
has 53.40 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: death, marriage, money, wife
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
has 53.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: money, technology, Yo mama
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