The best money jokes

Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. “What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?” “Oh, that’s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you’ve jogged too far.”
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, health, money, old people, wife
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
A young woman walks into a bank to withdraw some money. ‘Can you identify yourself?’ asked the bank clerk. The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, ‘Yes, it’s me all right.’
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses? A: Because the air is free.
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has 51.96 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: insulting, jewish, money, racist
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
A man has visited a fortune teller because he wanted to know his future. The fortune teller has taken a look at him from his head to his toes and has said: "you will be not rich because you have a very small ass and with such an ass it is not possible to sit on two seats."
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: mean, money, time, vulgar, work
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