The best money jokes

A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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has 52.83 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: communication, jewish, mean, money, racist
Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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has 52.59 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: money, technology, Yo mama
Insurance companies are trying to set new guidelines before approving Viagra coverage. What will they use to set those guidelines? A growth chart.
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has 52.50 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dirty, money, viagra
Deciding to take up jogging, the middle-aged man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk about it. “What’s this little pocket thing here on the side for?” “Oh, that’s to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you’ve jogged too far.”
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: age, health, money, old people, wife
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn’t happen today.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
A young woman walks into a bank to withdraw some money. ‘Can you identify yourself?’ asked the bank clerk. The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, ‘Yes, it’s me all right.’
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.
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has 51.82 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, money
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