The best money jokes

‘Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.’ Spike Milligan
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: money
‘A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.’ Bob Hope
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, money, Yo mama
Why is it that when a man talks nasty to a women it’s sexual harassment, but when a women talks nasty to a man it’s £3.99 a minute?
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has 54.16 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: money
Willy: "Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: "I don't think so, Willy. Why do you ask?" Willy: "Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, money
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: age, christian, money, old people, Yo mama
A gay American was caught by his Filipino gay husband cheating. The American husband asked, "how did you find out?" The Filipino husband replied, "through my Western Union Receipts."
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: gay, geography, marriage, money
Genuine advert. In New York Newspaper Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannia. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows f**king everything.
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has 53.98 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: marriage, money, wife
I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance she leaned over and pushed me.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: money
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