The best money jokes

A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs from her. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: money
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
A young woman walks into a bank to withdraw some money. ‘Can you identify yourself?’ asked the bank clerk. The young woman opens her handbag, takes out a mirror, looks into it and says, ‘Yes, it’s me all right.’
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: money
Why does ET have such big eyes? He saw the phone bill.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, money, Yo mama
Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
What kind of money do polar bears use? Ice lolly.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, money, technology, work
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