The best money jokes

Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.
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has 52.91 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: money, technology, Yo mama
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: jewish, money, racist
Two lawyers are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns and yelling for everyone to freeze. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the lawyers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables. While this is going on, one of the lawyers jams something into the other lawyer's hand. Without looking down, the second lawyer whispers: "What is this?" The first lawyer replies: "It's the $100 I owe you."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money
George had responded to a call from his attorney, insisting that they meet at once. He arrived at his lawyer's firm, and was ushered into his office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Well, if those are my choices, I guess I'll take the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" George was stunned? "If you call that bad, I can't wait to hear the terrible news." "The terrible news is that it's of you and your secretary."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money, office, wife
Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife’s beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, asher voice was little more than a hoarse whisper. "Bill darling," she breathed. "I’ve got a confession to make before I go... I... I’m the one who took the $10,000 from your safe in the house... I spent it on a fling with your best friend Jimmy. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the community in utter disgrace. I’m afraid I also was theone who reported you to the IRS for income tax evasion..." "That’s all right dearest; don’t even give it a second thought." said Bill. "I have a small confession too. I’m the one who poisoned you."
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: death, hospital, marriage, money, wife
Q: What kind of money do elves use? A: Jingle bills!
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: elf, money
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: business, flirt, food, money, sex
So this blonde woman walks into a shop and asks the owner "Have you got a phone I can borrow as I have a bit of money and I want to call my mom." The owner says "yes" and takes her to the back of the room as he realized she was a blonde so he wanted a blowjob. So they go in the back of the room and the guy took his pants off and took out his penis. So the woman gave him the money and she put her mouth on his penis and shouted: "HEY MOM ARE YOU IN THERE!"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: blonde, money, phone, sex, stupid
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can rent it for a couple of hours.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: money
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