An Iraqi goes to the bank to get his salary from a French Company. The Saudi manager of the bank asks him to sign on the back of the check. "That's humiliation," shouts the Iraqi, "why should the French sign on the front and I sign on the back. I want my money NOW!" The Saudi refuse to pay him and the Iraqi keeps shouting in the bank then the American high manager comes with a 5kg hammer and knocks the Iraqi on the head. After 5 minutes the Iraqi wakes up, signs the back of the check and gets his money. The Saudi clerk goes to the Iraqi and asks, "Tell me why you didn't sign the check the first time but signed it later on?" The Iraqi said, "You missed the point, you just told it to me, but the American explained it."
What’s the quickest way to double your money? Fold it in half!
Being poor has its advantages. For example your keys are never in your other trousers.
I am currently experiencing an out-of-money experience.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
Should you trust a stockbroker who’s married to a travel agent?
Getting money out of my father was like taking candy from a baby. He used to scream and cry like hell.
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!"
Why did the mobster put his money in the freezer? He liked cold hard cash!
What’s six inches long, two inches wide and drives women wild? A fifty-dollar bill.