The best morbid jokes

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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has 72.60 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, life, men, morbid, time
Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.
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has 71.53 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, Yo mama
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting? A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
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has 70.13 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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has 68.14 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: black humor, morbid, tax
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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has 67.96 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, Hitler, jewish, morbid
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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has 66.84 % from 169 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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has 66.50 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, kids, morbid
Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
Q: What do pregnant teenagers and their unborn babies have in common? A: Both their moms are going to kill them!
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has 65.56 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, death, morbid, teen