The best morbid jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup? A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island. After one month the woman says: "I can not proceed in this way." And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say: "We can not proceed in this way." And they dig up the woman.
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How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
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