The best morbid jokes

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
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Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
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Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
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What has more brains than a dead baby? The wall behind it.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
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Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
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