Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Q: What is the difference between baby and knitting? A: Knitting is weaved by two needles and one ball, but the baby has been made with one needle and two balls!
Q: How many dead babies does it take to shingle a roof? A: Depends on how thin you slice them.
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.
Q: What was the one thing Hitler did well? A: Kill himself.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
Q: What's the difference between morbid and black humour? A: Well, black humour is like 10 children in one rubbish bin, whereas morbid humour is like one child in 10 rubbish bins.
Q: What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? A: the boy Scott gets to go home after camp.
Q: How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.