The best morbid jokes

Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 51.98 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 51.66 % from 191 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 49.21 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.25 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 47.98 % from 266 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 46.01 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 45.97 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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has 45.25 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, morbid
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 43.61 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 42.73 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid