What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!