The best morbid jokes

Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 55.02 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
Q: What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew? A: Harry Potter escaped the chamber.
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has 54.31 % from 240 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, death, jewish, morbid
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 50.06 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 48.01 % from 254 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 47.06 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 45.60 % from 141 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 45.26 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid