Q: How do you get 15,000 followers?
A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers.
The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet?
A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot?
A: A baby with a razor!
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