The best morbid jokes

Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
Vote: has 48.78 % from 21 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, morbid
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
Vote: has 48.08 % from 111 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Vote: has 46.60 % from 31 votes. Send joke:
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
Vote: has 42.00 % from 34 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, morbid
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
Vote: has 41.89 % from 30 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
Vote: has 40.97 % from 120 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, drunk, morbid, sex
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
Vote: has 40.77 % from 65 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Vote: has 36.81 % from 50 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.
Vote: has 36.51 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, death, lawyer, morbid


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