Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!