The best morbid jokes

Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: One scoop of ice cream and Two scoops of dead baby.
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has 55.68 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, food, morbid
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 53.10 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 48.01 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 47.94 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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has 46.76 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, morbid, time
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, death, food, morbid
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid
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