Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.