The best morbid jokes

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall? Art.
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has 51.52 % from 175 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, morbid
Q: How do you get 15,000 followers? A: Run through Africa with a water bottle.
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has 51.49 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, Facebook, morbid
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.95 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 48.25 % from 308 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 47.70 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Don't make 9/11 jokes, my dad died at the twin towers. The best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
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has 47.69 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, morbid
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 45.49 % from 168 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 44.56 % from 72 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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has 44.48 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 43.46 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid