The best morbid jokes

Q: What is the point of Jewish football? A: To get the quarter back
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has 54.05 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: black humor, football, jewish, morbid
What's worse than 11 dead babies stapled to a tree? 1 dead baby stapled to 11 trees.
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has 51.64 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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has 50.76 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, disgusting, morbid, music
Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Hitler, morbid, racist, sport
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 47.81 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
Mary held her little daughter, twenty minutes under water. Not to care for any troubles, just to look at those funny bubbles.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: baby, death, morbid, poems
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 47.63 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 47.42 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 46.59 % from 239 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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has 46.02 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: baby, black humor, morbid