The best morbid jokes

How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
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has 56.70 % from 150 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dog, game, morbid
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
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has 56.63 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: death, morbid, poems
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: black humor, death, jewish, morbid, Santa
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: black humor, disgusting, doctor, Halloween, morbid
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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has 53.84 % from 189 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, jewish, morbid, racist
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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has 48.58 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: black humor, Chuck Norris, dog, food, morbid
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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has 48.35 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, disgusting, morbid
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
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has 48.18 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: black humor, geography, morbid, sport
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
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has 47.46 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, morbid, sport, winter
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.
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has 46.37 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist
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