Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
Q: What do you call a 100 lack people in the ocean? A: An oil spill
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.