The best morbid jokes

Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Q: How do you know if your baby is dead? A: Your 3-year-old daughter has put on allot of weight in the last day or two.
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Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
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Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot? A: A baby with a razor!
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape? The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it’s head.
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