How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more.
Roses are red tulips are black. You'd look great with a knife in your back.
Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews? A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Michael: "What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween?" Matthew: "I don't know. What?" Michael: "Candy corneas."
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog. When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags.
Q: What has 2 arms, 3 legs, and 4 feet? A: The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Q: How do you fit 60,000 Jews in a minivan? A: With a dustpan.